sardharji jokes, Sarder drink coffee fast why?

Sardharji went to drink coffee with his wife.
Sarder drunk all coffee with in few sipps.
Wife: Why you drank all coffee fast?
Sadharji: Because hot coffee is 5rs and cold coffee is 10rs.

Drinking and driving together

Person 1: Drinking and driving is not possible toghther.
Person 2: Why?
Person1: If speed breaker comes then our pag will fall.

Spelling Mistake By Santa sms

See what spelling mistake santa can do.
Santa went to goa and sent sms to his wife.
Having wonderful time wish you were her.

Judge And Sardar

Judge: Why did you shoot wife, instead of shooting his lover?
Sardar: Because it is easier to shoot one wife, as shooting man every week.